| #10 | Excellent ratio of chicks to guys. |
| #9 | Thought they were calling Grandpa. |
| #8 | They were referred by the Greenback Department of Tourism. |
| #7 | Can't figure out why old Tom never comes home. |
| #6 | Want Fifi to get a bath, a trim and be spayed with something that smells nice. |
| #5 | The biggest hill on their property smells like the lion cage at the zoo. |
| #4 | It gets lonely when the only people you meet are in the cat food isle at WalMart. |
| #3 | Important people have lots of appointments (and don't remember them without help). |
| #2 | Mistook Le Chat Maison for something else. |
| #1 | They heard about the last trip to New Orleans. |
